Hello this is Petey. I am writing my first blog post. Typing is not easy without opposable thumbs so bear with me.
Please see Exhibit A below.
Do you notice the bandage on my left front paw? Do I look happy about it? Well that bandage was not there until mom & dad tried to clip my nails tonight. You see mom holds me while dad clips and I pretend like I am in mortal danger. Which tonight seemed to be true. While I was struggling I moved my paw and dad clipped a nail too close and I started to bleed. I don’t do blood, I just do eating, sleeping, & being cute in that order as stated in my contract. Dad stopped the bleeding and then I started my pitiful and abused act.
You see I am in too much pain and won’t even touch my bone. They must fetch me the soft chewy treats.
Then I couldn’t keep my act up too much longer when I discovered the self stick wrap made a great bone grip.
Then all was well.
hilarious blog petey!~ hope your paw feels better soon. this is why i take my spencer for professional clip jobs…..well okay thats not totally true-the real reason is b/c spencer bites me even thru his muzzle if i try to trim them
Petey, this is paw paw. Are they mistreating may little boy. Maybe I should get you a cell phone to call when in need!!!!!!!!!
Dear Petey,
Go to the website below. These people are nice and will make sure mommy and daddy won’t hurt you anymore. Poor thing.
http://www.wvdhhr.org/bcf/children_adult/cps/