Hello this is Petey. I am writing my first blog post. Typing is not easy without opposable thumbs so bear with me.
Please see Exhibit A below.
Do you notice the bandage on my left front paw? Do I look happy about it? Well that bandage was not there until mom & dad tried to clip my nails tonight. You see mom holds me while dad clips and I pretend like I am in mortal danger. Which tonight seemed to be true. While I was struggling I moved my paw and dad clipped a nail too close and I started to bleed. I don’t do blood, I just do eating, sleeping, & being cute in that order as stated in my contract. Dad stopped the bleeding and then I started my pitiful and abused act.
You see I am in too much pain and won’t even touch my bone. They must fetch me the soft chewy treats.
Then I couldn’t keep my act up too much longer when I discovered the self stick wrap made a great bone grip.
Then all was well.