{"id":108,"date":"2008-04-07T23:00:18","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T03:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/?p=108"},"modified":"2008-04-07T23:00:18","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T03:00:18","slug":"my-daddy-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/2008\/04\/07\/my-daddy-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"My Daddy Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello this is Petey. I am writing my first blog post. Typing is not easy without opposable thumbs so bear with me.<\/p>\n<p>Please see Exhibit A below.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dscf1618.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dscf1618-thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCF1618\" width=\"184\" height=\"244\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do you notice the bandage on my left front paw? Do I look happy about it? Well that bandage was not there until mom &amp; dad tried to clip my nails tonight. You see mom holds me while dad clips and I pretend like I am in mortal danger. Which tonight seemed to be true. While I was struggling I moved my paw and dad clipped a nail too close and I started to bleed. I don&#8217;t do blood, I just do eating, sleeping, &amp; being cute in that order as stated in my contract. Dad stopped the bleeding and then I started my pitiful and abused act.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dscf1619.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dscf1619-thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCF1619\" width=\"244\" height=\"213\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You see I am in too much pain and won&#8217;t even touch my bone. They must fetch me the soft chewy treats.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dscf1621.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dscf1621-thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCF1621\" width=\"244\" height=\"184\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then I couldn&#8217;t keep my act up too much longer when I discovered the self stick wrap made a great bone grip.<\/p>\n<p>Then all was well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello this is Petey. I am writing my first blog post. Typing is not easy without opposable thumbs so bear with me. Please see Exhibit A below. Do you notice the bandage on my left front paw? Do I look happy about it? Well that bandage was not there until mom &amp; dad tried to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/2008\/04\/07\/my-daddy-sucks\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My Daddy Sucks&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-normal-entry","tag-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/stapletonfamily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}