{"id":4417,"date":"2017-02-04T10:52:08","date_gmt":"2017-02-04T15:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/?p=4417"},"modified":"2017-02-05T09:41:26","modified_gmt":"2017-02-05T14:41:26","slug":"my-head-may-not-fit-through-the-office-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/archives\/4417","title":{"rendered":"My head may not fit through the office door."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Regardless of your politics the government spends too much money. As such, I set out on a mission to make sure the Government does not get any of my family’s money that it is not due.<\/p>\n

You see, when you get a big income tax refund it means generally two things. \u00c2\u00a0One, you paid too much in taxes and gave the government an interest free loan. \u00c2\u00a0Or two, your getting a refund for more than you paid in taxes and thats called wealth redistribution, we can argue about that later.<\/p>\n

Regardless, this year I am so happy with myself Jessica may not be able to stand me today.<\/p>\n

I shall now exit my office walking like a boss, providing my head will still fit through the door.<\/p>\n

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Update 02-05-17: I forgot to mention in Indiana you get to claim your rent as a deduction and its glorious!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-4417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-normal-entry","tag-photos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2tyCm-19f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4417"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4425,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4417\/revisions\/4425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}