{"id":658,"date":"2010-01-30T15:53:22","date_gmt":"2010-01-30T20:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/30\/quotes-20\/"},"modified":"2010-01-30T15:53:22","modified_gmt":"2010-01-30T20:53:22","slug":"quotes-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/archives\/658","title":{"rendered":"Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p>Just some random dogs quotes that I have saved to post.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h6><\/h6>\n<h1><\/h1>\n<h5><\/h5>\n<p>If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-Will Rogers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-Ben Williams<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-Josh Billings<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-Andy Rooney<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It&#8217;s the best deal man has ever made. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-M. Acklam<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-Sigmund Freud<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-Robert Benchley<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-James Thurber<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-Mark Twain<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, &#8216;Wow, you&#8217;re right! I never would&#8217;ve thought of that!&#8217; <\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Dave Barry<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-Roger Caras<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>If you think dogs can&#8217;t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. <\/p>\n<p><strong>-Phil Pastoret<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just some random dogs quotes that I have saved to post. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[46],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes","tag-quotes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2tyCm-aC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jakestapleton.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}